LEAKED DOCUMENT!!

Shh... this is Will's Mac TiBook laptop. I just found this copy of Will and Amy's proposed Christmas letter on my hard drive...

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From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, politically-correct,
low-stress, non- addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform or dietary preference of the wishee. but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions
to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in
the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or
sexual preference of the wishee.


By accepting this greeting you are bound by the following terms and
conditions:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall
be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged;
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement
any of the wishes;
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or
the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in
certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor;
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
first;
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor;
* Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas","Our
Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious,
dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect
of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third
party names and images are hereby acknowledged; and
*The wishee further agrees to hold harmless and indemnify the wisher,
along with its heirs, assigns, officers, directors, shareholders.

Kudos to Matt McReynolds, who came up with this (or at least forwarded it to us):D