Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy

I'm sorry, this just hit my funny bone. WARNING: This is NOT a family friendly post. From Letterman.

I view it as a jibe at that gay cowboy movie all the elites are fawning over.

Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy

10. "Your saddle is Versace"

9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"

8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"

7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"

6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"

3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea" (Blogger Note: an area of NYC that is known for being gay.)

2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"

1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"